Quotes


1. "Hello, good evening, and welcome!" - PaulTGG
2. "SNAKE GUN!!!" - PaulTGG
3. "I guess you could say, 'Cal's got aids." - battv
4. "Nothing says party like a mug of hot water." - PaulTGG
5. "There are some kitty mamas that just need to slow down..." - Dr. A
6. "Good blob coverage - that is all I want in my life." - Dr. A
7. "Why is there a newspaper down there?" - gr8n8dog
8. "Freakin' amateur hour over here!" - copperfronts
9. "Hey, make sure your gun is on kill mode." - copperfronts
10. "No, give ME the gun!" - PaulTGG
11. "Sunburn on EVERYTHING." - Gabe
12. "It just sinks into the counter! That's just rude!" - Amy
13. "Oh, no!" - Amy
14. "My knees are sweating!" - Emily
15. "No justice, snow peas!" - kingjamesdagemini
16. "I knew I was an adult when I ate sweets and felt shame for the first time." - kingjamesdagemini
17. "Hey, a backpack!" - PaulTGG
18. "Well, it doesn't really help if their heads are gone!" - sianksteindl
19. "Stop running over my deceased body!" - Amy
20. "I'm frustrated." - Amy
21. "Anyone that ever needs an ear, I am pretty sure, most days, I have two of them." - pizza_snail
22. "I didn't get very far in piano - just enough to be annoying." - PaulTGG
23. "Come here, spider! Give me your booty string!" - PaulTGG
24. "Just shredding some gnar gnar pow, bruh." - copperfronts
25. "Well, you're a person!" - pineapple_sammich
26. "~beep boop~... EDM version complete." - copperfronts
27. "A trio isn't 2." - pineapple_sammich
28. "Everyone dies a lot." - steviethev
29. "Paul doesn't trust holes." - pineapple_sammich
30. "You gotta be al dente!" - copperfronts
31. "I want to be on the press list for free candy!" - copperfronts
32. "That's appropriate liquid attire." - BlahCowGaming
33. "Spaghetti Concussionara!" - dumbpanda24
34. "I need a sugar mamma, then I can stream all day." - PaulTGG
35. Emily: "I was doing good!" Amy: "You were standing still!"
36. "It tastes like sunshine and victory." - Paul after his first chicken dinner in PUBG
37. "If this gets more difficult, this is going to be... difficult." - PaulTGG
38. "Am I dumbPUNda24 now?" - dumbpanda24
39. "Where do you even find a payphone anymore?" - thinkaliker
40. PaulTGG: "GIVE ME YOUR CHICKEN MEAT!!!" Diane: "Eggs?" Paul: "Yeah, that's the word I was looking for."
41. "LUL sure.... i totally agreed with Diane ??" *shakes head and mouths the words* 'no i didnt' - pineapple_sammich
42. "Words. So overrated." - copperfronts
43. "CAT'S NOT MY MOTHER, YOU KNOW!!!" - pineapple_sammich
44. "I know I look angry right now - it's just this hat squishing my face." - PaulTGG
45. "I see your spirit. You need to cover up." - kingjamesdagemini
46. "Face first in full bush." - copperfronts
47. "Have you ever eaten corn nuts before? I never had them before tonight, and they feel like you're eating teeth!" - copperfronts
48. "the PP LUL positive pals" - pineapple_sammich
49. "I'd rather shoot things." - pineapple_sammich
50. "#hashtag" - pineapple_sammich
51. "So, you do complicated things, maybe you can answer this question..." - pineapple_sammich
52. "It's fine. You're fine! IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FINE!!!" - pineapple_sammich
53. "UGGGGGH!" - pineapple_sammich
54. "I had a hill problem." - pineapple_sammich
55. "I'm following Sammy. She doesn't have a plan either, but she at least has expectations." - kingjamesdagemini
56. "Feel the feels, man, feel the feels." - pineapple_sammich
57. "Well, that's why you have chocolate on your hoodie!" - pineapple_sammich
58. "My goal of the night is to make a quote." - hOVSTa
59. "Hug me with your body." - PaulTGG
60. "It could've been worse - you could've said 'glomp me with all your might.' DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SAMMI!" - kingjamesdagemini
61. "I firmly believe... I'm going to fall down this mountain." - PaulTGG
62. "Is wet even a flavour?" - pineapple_sammich
63. "DROP THE LADDER YOU HELICOPTER-FLYING COW!!!" - PaulTGG
64. "Dupid leyboatd!" - kingjamesdagemini
65. "I'll take ig-nant for $200, Alex." - kingjamesdagemini
66. "If I ain't lobster red, I ain't happy about my shower." - copperfronts
67. "I'm not saying crunchy peanut butter people are bad people... they are just terrible people." - gr8n8dog
68. "Filibuster Royale." - copperfronts
69. "If you put your ear up to a sea shell, you can hear Paul dying." - copperfronts
70. "'Love hydrated.' I talk good." - copperfronts
71. Ever wonder why your brain can remember all the secret ending in Mario games, but when you need basic math skills... - ktmarine
72. You are right, Paul, you are not always right. - dumbpanda24
73. Is that an emu? Nope, it's a skeleton holding a barrel. - PaulTGG
74. What? I didn't want to do a clip! - dumbpanda24
75. "There's a 'y' in 'try.'" - pineapple_sammich
76. "You don't even have to 'play' [the tambourine], you just dance with it in your hand, and it plays itself!!" - copperfronts
77. "Did I say 'hold music?' I meant 'adult contemporary.'" - copperfronts
78. I know nothing about popular music. I just make unpopular music. - PaulTGG
79. Your forehead seems like a nice person. - dumbpanda24
80. i cant catch my boat ~Paul
81. YOU'RE not natural feeling! - ubi_ghost
82. I think I like the triangle because it's funny. - PaulTGG
83. DON'T HIT '2'!!! - PaulTGG
84. He's the best triangle player on Twitch! - querldox
85. When in doubt, be smart! - PaulTGG
86. "Happy or GTFO!" - querldox
87. Sammi's motto is 'leave some men behind.' - copperfronts
88. It's made out of manufacturing and disappointment. - QuerlDox
89. Why am I in the bathroom? - Caluburn
90. I had six-packs on my wrists! - luke_donnachie
91. No, rap died. I heard about it on a Nas album. - copperfronts
92. That was, uhhh... that happened. - copperfronts
93. Bald is not just for Christmas, it's for life. - PaulTGG
94. Hair is for boys. Bald is for men. - copperfronts
95. WOAT af. - PaulTGG
96. I just watered my bed for some reason. - PaulTGG
97. A button for your toe makes the voice chat problems go! - dumbpanda24
98. Well, maybe you shouldn't have been streaming with a concussion. - PaulTGG
99. She never did yell at me about those. Or if she did, I don't remember, 'cause I do have a concussion... - pineapple_sammich
100. Sammi is the 1%. - copperfronts
101. BAWW. - blueaudio
102. I might be the only person who thinks I'm funny, but I think I'm HILARIOUS. - PaulTGG
103. Apparently, I just don't like doors. - pineapple_sammich
104. Rice and guacamole? Do you also pour syrup on your hamburger, you psycho? - querldox
105. I'm top 40! If I were a pop song, that'd be a huge accomplishment! - PaulTGG
106. querldox: The hype be really real for real doe. copperfronts: Really?
107. What if Paul actually had dog hands? These are the things I think about. - copperfronts
108. If a Paul dies in a video game, but nobody's watching, does it make a clip? - copperfronts
109. Real life doesn't have a good physics engine. - minibutterdino
110. I'm embarrassed for the gun, and for myself! - Caluburn
111. Go Big: Go Home Early Edition - variant0052
112. I'm just so used to losing it doesn't bother me anymore! - PaulTGG
113. This can't be simulating a marathon - I'm not puking and dying. - siriustuck
114. GET THE F OUT! (hehe... just a little music joke 4 u guys.) - copperfronts
115. We laughed, we cried, Evan pissed himself... - evansgnarly
116. The hills are alive with the sound of blacklist. - decomposer1985
117. I just ate a mountain of salad. I better be SO healthy after this! - paultgg
118. Mmmmm... not-salad. - paultgg
119. Salad IS a thirst trap. - paultgg
120. People are gonna come into the stream and wonder why the salad is so huge in here! brrzrrkrr_707
121. Art Break Hotel. - decomposer1985
122. A try... umph. - decomposer1985
123. Waffles are for life, not just for breakfast. - PaulTGG
124. Campers are Champers! - lone_khaled
125. Paul: My helmet's almost done. Copperfronts: Now it's a hat!
126. A wasted childhood of blowing. - copperfronts
127. Why do I have eggs on my head? - XeXaXole
128. Started from the top, and now we're here. - KTMarine
129. I spent $2500 on graphics cards just to get -5 fps. XeXaXole
130. It's like when you ask someone what music they like, and they go, Oh, I'm into Vintage Buzz Hop. - copperfronts
131. F in chat boies. ... ... ... F - awsxyz
132. What happened to Rainbows 1 through 5? - decomposer1985
133. Anything lemon is good. Except actual lemons. - Zrokbok
134. Awesome thong, sank you so much! - PaulTGG
135. I just hit my funny bone, and I gotta tell you, it wasn't funny. - pineapple_sammich
136. So do you have hands now? - PaulTGG
137. If you don't kill the cow yourself, it's not a real burger. - sianksteindl
138. Because caring is... whatever. - decomposer1985
139. My favourite things: video games, and degenerate gambling debauchery. - copperfronts
140. Eeewwww! Kissy-kissy on stream! - pineapple_sammich
141. It's basically like an infinite number of pigeons crapping on an infinite number of typewriters... - PaulTGG
142. It's not like eating oatmeal... it's like eating AMAZING. - PaulTGG
143. Not getting such fast internet? That gigabites. - decomposer1985
144. I'm definitely addicted to NOT being in pain! - PaulTGG
145. Hey! There's a thing! - PaulTGG
146. For quieter music, the hype is reeled in. - decomposer1985
147. I'm REEEEALLLLY bad at fractions. - pineapple_sammich
148. Me: I'm back! What did i miss? kingjamesdagemini: Well, you missed the guy who shot you.
149. The timbre of my voice is naturally annoying. - PaulTGG
150. Oh man, he was tagging you from the crack! - copperfronts
151. So many thing to fall off, so little time. - PaulTGG
152. MOISON! - pineapple_sammich
153. Please don't shoot! Oh, you shot. - pineapple_sammich
154. Don't climb trees around me! - outer_haven_media
155. They wouldn't have added crouch as a game mechanic if it wasn't meant to be used ALL THE TIME. - KTMarine
156. Katie always ignores me in her stream, so at least if she's roasting me, she will be noticing me. LUL - pineapple_sammich
157. Get your brain out of your prison wallet! - cookie_bean
158. Kink-shaming is my kink. - cookie_bean
159. Bungie may rebound. - decomposer1985
160. Makes us all wanna go inside the shower and fill the tub with tears. - Bill_Kitches
161. Not gonna lie, I'm BEYOND happy that Supergirl now has pants! - pineapple_sammich
162. I'm not ex-military, I'm current-wuss. - PaulTGG
163. Unforgettable - not what we are. - decomposer1985
164. I HATE YOU! I HAAAAATE YOUUUUU!!! - killerrrosebud
165. Warcrimes. LUL - frizzyminotaur
166. polygamy ftw - kingjamesdagemini
167. I wish I knew - I'd have put so much ball in the game! - copperfronts
168. RJ shall yeet. - kingjamesdagemini
169. Plato's just Monkey's dog. - decomposer1985
170. Young at heart, old in the knees. - PaulTGG
171. For the WTF. - decomposer1985
172. When in doubt, stab the frog. (Not sure how or when that advice will come in handy.) - virothepyro_
173. Paul: Sammy can you shout yourself out? Sammi: No.
174. I just can't vote for Luna. She looks like a cup of soup with arms. - recorderguy
175. Willow just gave me the idea to hire someone to give ideas! - pineapple_sammich
176. I don't like being between Katie and Paul. It feels like the Spaghetti Factory all over again! - pineapple_sammich
177. Chivalry is dead...... wait, I think that's the wrong saying... - willowthewisp_
178. I don't know if I knew your birthday, and if I did, then I forgot, 'cause I had a concussion since your last birthday. - pineapple_sammich
179. Can't spell disqualified without qualified. - decomposer1985
180. Add a little womp womp to really make the boom bap pop! - copperfronts
181. Yay, ran out of whistle! - decomposer1985
182. You don't eat things with eyes still on it. - kingjamesdagemini
183. Don't mind me, I'm a bush. - pineapple_sammich
184. Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the Blue Man Group? - decomposer1985
185. FeelsSociallyDistantMan - Subtracticat
186. Hate it when I spontaneously hit puberty. - StaticKling
187. If you're gonna panic buy anything make sure it makes sense. This isn't the Chipotle flu, so no need for all the TP. - kingjamesdagemini
188. Clearly, you've never had your spleen rumbled. - PaulTGG
189. Steal your toilet paper type beat. - EtchDee
190. Wasn't kaopectate a character from Star Trek DS9? - decomposer1985
191. GET WRECKED, ME! - PaulTGG
192. This is 'Golf With Your Friends.' Emphasis on 'FRIENDS.' - pineapple_sammich
193. Eating utensils make for great instruments. - DomisDeadOnTheInside
194. Folk is just country without an accent. - dizzleism93
195. Nothing says friendship like peer pressure. - PaulTGG
196. Did the air just cut me? - Pineapple_Sammich
197. Only you can prevent crossbows. - PaulTGG
198. Blue tastes interesting. - decomposer1985
199. I've been having trouble with pants. - PaulTGG
200. People pre-emptively do to others, supposedly before others do to them. - decomposer1985
201. Glitches be crazy. - Mixxy (itsMixnMax)
202. I want to get muscular armpits. - pineapple_sammich
203. I'm not just shameless, I'm cute and shapely. - elixperth
204. Nothing can get in the way of love, except Dungeons & Dragons, apparently. - queenelectro
205. My cereal is talking to me. It's saying 'ooooo.' - decomposer1985
206. Not everyone can be 'logo butt' good. - queenelectro
207. The bad news is we're pulling a Katie and not winning. - pineapple_sammich
208. O yolo mio. - decomposer1985
209. Heavy on experience, light on toppings. - PaulTGG
210. ...till the perspiration descend my loins. - outer_haven_media
211. Does playing the finger guns count as art? - DomIsDeadOnTheInside
212. There was a rapper, had a dawg. X gon' give it to ya. - kingjamesdagemini
213. I was not emotionally prepared for the patty-cake.' - PaulTGG
214. I eat a fair amount of cake for someone who only has one birthday per year. - PaulTGG
215. You can run that game on a cheesecake. - Jack_Joestar
216. IQ is not contagious. - AWSxyz
217. The size doesn't matter, I'll still make fun of it. - queenelectro
218. Temporarily immortalised. - Variant0052
219. Twitch, please! - decomposer1985
220. I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my streams. - Variant0052
221. Old cellphones were as much a weapon as a way of communication. - decomposer1985
222. Stalker songs for the win! - android_pretzel
223. I came here to do my homework and get stuff done, and I'm all for procrastination - itsryanboiproduction
224. The size of the cowbell doesn't matter... it's how you bang it... - DrRamMD
225. goose -> geese, moose -> meese, octopus -> octopeese - variant0052
226. Praying to the Stardew RNG gods is the way life goes. - domisdeadontheinside
227. Peanut butter is the sole reason I wake up. - domisdeadontheinside
228. Chaos is way more predictable than politics. - blackberryjamstudios
229. I want more money, but its not the money that motivates me, as if it were, I would be more motivated. - 1canadianarcticwolf
230. Yep, 'Satan' is just 'Santa' mispelled - both like red, extreme climates, have legions of human-like minions to do their bidding, bestow supernatural powers on beasts of burden, keep a tally on who's naughty or nice...
231. Post-its are the original spreadsheet. - randombathome
232. Get followed, NERD! - thecaptain_hook
233. Falling two stories into water is a small price for flying. - jjdaxx
234. Not having ears? It's like a sideways Voldemort! - PaulTGG
235. Reverb is the makeup of the music world... - itsryanboiproduction
236. As long as you fly better than you transition screens, you're in business. - jjdaxx
237. Calm down your man milkers, Paul! - domisdeadontheinside
238. Ouija board? Wouldn't be caught dead near one. - decomposer1985
239. I'm good at not-terrible ideas. - jjdaxx
240. I'm happy for your tongue. - jjdaxx
241. ...but as Paul's son, that's fine - he never takes the time to play catch. - itsryanboiproduction
242. sometimes i english not today tough - jjdaxx
243. My face is shocked! - rangerusedirontail
244. Welcome to Oldie Twitch. - jjdaxx
245. I just come back to angry dinging... - statickling
246. It is the artists' pergoative to sound as bad as they want to. - blackberryjamstudios
247. Freedom of speech is there, but the terms and services of that is that other people might use their free speech to tell you to shut the fuck up. - itsryanboiproduction
248. I gave the EP more EP-ness. - PaulTGG
249. I sat in the back of the class, so technically, I was also a drum player. - itsryanboiproduction
250. The odds of me not beating the odds are very high. - PaulTGG